Following that email after many years. We became proud owners of the Hamsty family. And seriously I never had male hamsters until this family began, thus clueless to the needs of the males.
Then one night, I went about doing my own business on my laptop while little Stiggy (Fatty) as usual sat beside me on the bed. As I typed my stuff, I peered over to see what Stiggy was doing. The little one was sort of cleaning himself.
Then something caught my attention. “What’s that pinky color thing?”
On closer examination, I found Stiggy happily sucking his little wee wee.
“Wow!” I called co-owner excitedly. “Stiggy! Stiggy’s pink sticky!”
“What pink sticky?” An annoyed co-owner responded.
“I saw Stig’s pink stick! You know, pink stick!” Co-owner had no idea what was going on until I explained the process to him.
That weekend, co-owner bunked over and was playing with the hammies while I was happily playing Maple Story until midnight. (Hey, duty of caring the hammies needs to be rotated right?)
“Honey. Honey. HONEY!” Co-owner shouting from the room.
“Stop disturbing me. I’m trying to figure out this level!” Annoyed that co-owner disrupted my gameplay with his shrieking in the dead of the night.
“Honey, look honey!” Co-owner ran out from the room towards me with one palm facing me while the other hand grabbing Stiggy.
It didn’t make any sense to me until I saw there was a small lump of opaque jelly on his palm.
“What did you do?” I questioned co-owner. (o_O)
“You told me about the pink stick and I wanted to see for myself.” Co-owner explained.
“So?” I answered matter-of-factly.
“So I thought I try to make his pink stick stand up by tickling him down there.” Chuckled co-owner.
“And within minutes, the pink stick shot up and shoot this liquid out!!” A triumphant co-owner stood proudly while an innocent-looking Stiggy was dangling in his other hand without any knowledge of what conversation the two owners were talking.
I looked at co-owner wide-eyed: “WHAT?! What have you done to my Fatty boy!”
And so, this was how little Stig was molested by the co-owner! -.-