Thursday, March 13, 2008

The Story Of Retardies

Just when we thought that it's the end of hamsty babies, out came the last batch. The 9th batch of very blur babies. These kiddos were really super blur. Unlike other batch who learnt things easily, this batch looked very lost.

One day, all of them messed in their own pee (all 3 stayed together @ that time), and they stink so bad that they need a bath. The goon owner told them they were in for a bubblebath. The bathtub was set with lots of bubbles from the hamster shampoo and all 3 was put in. Suddenly they panicked and started jumping, one by one slipped and went underwater. The goon owner scooped them up and all 3 were so frighten they hugged each other for almost 1 hour. The goon owner then say: "Bwahahaha, you guys are really retarded. I shall call you 3 Retardies!"

Guess what, from then on, none of them ever mess in his own pee and poo. Haha.

The 3 Retardies consist of 2 sapphire and 1 pearl white hamsters, of which one of the sapphire is a runt. White Tardy is the most talked about hamster because of his relationship with Oreo. Btw, bye bye Tardy. Enjoy your stay at Oreo's maiden house *glee*. While the 2 sapphires are not so well featured. We take this opportunity to introduce them (or we sense a riot coming up soon).

Retardy Dwarfie
He is the runt. When they were kiddos, he was always being bullied by the other 2. When meal time, the other 2 would finish all the food and left him the unwanted portion. Because he was super tiny, he could not fight back.

Then - Dwarfie Retardy when he is a little baby.

Now - The little runt grew up to a normal size guy.

Now - He has a symmetric shade of grey from top view.

Retardy Timid
Timid Tardy wasn't timid at all when he was young. It was actually because of the drowning part, he became timid. :p He was a pretty hamster, so much so that all thought he was a girl. He and White Tardy were really on good terms and both would gang up to bully poor lil' Dwarfie. So good that White Tardy always brought food for him. After separating from his brother, he lives alone. One day when the wheel was introduced to him, he thought aliens have come down to get him. He looked in astonishment and went into hiding instead of exploring the new toy!

Then - A sweet little baby. So cute!

Then - A young teenager. He loves the tower like Mousey Baby.

Now - Timid hamster as always.

White Retardy
The leader of the gang. He was clearly the dominant one. Big size and lazy, he would snooze around when the other was busy running around. He is still as lazy as ever. No need to talk much, he was the most talked about one in Hamsty World.

Then - Cute cute little imp.

Now - A very lazy fella and husband.

To recall - watch the video here.

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